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Something I’ve Been Thinking About A Lot Lately

November 12, 2008

First, vertically pierced nipples:

BMEzine is so useful.

Second, lip twitches:

You shouldn't have to use this on a horse if you've actuall done your job.


Dental Twitch

The twitch might need to be longer to fit across both nipples, judging from the one collecting dust in the garage. You put the twitch behind the balls of the barbells so that they keep the twitch from slipping, and ratchet/lash it tight. Let things swell for a bit.

Third, alligator/crocodile clips:

Crocodile Clipor

Mini Spark Plugs

Biting into swollen, ultra-sensitive, pierced flesh.

The only question that remains is, “Batteries?”

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