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Orgasm Petition

October 30, 2008

While thinking of beginning another post, I just had the most positively evil chastity/orgasm denial idea pop into my head.

Deny a man an orgasm for a long time. Two weeks, a month, you know. Then give him a clipboard and a piece of paper and tell him if he wants an orgasm, he has to get a hundred people to sign a petition saying he should be allowed to have one. Make him tell people exactly why they’re signing. Maybe provide a nice clear header and a short blurb.

God I’m evil.

I crack myself up.

5 Comments leave one →
  1. October 30, 2008 3:44 am

    That is evil.

  2. ranat permalink
    October 30, 2008 4:05 am

    I am totally gonna do that some day. In a town of 72 people, 40 miles from the nearest settlement, and we have no car.

  3. October 30, 2008 4:15 am

    Holy crap, Maymay and I had almost exactly that same conversation a couple of weeks ago.

    Weird. Also, brilliant.

  4. October 30, 2008 8:53 am

    Actually, this is already in the works. See also which is not quite ready but has some similar functionality planned. If you are handy with PHP, see also and please help me out, since I haven’t the time I need to make this a reality alone right now.

  5. ranat permalink
    October 30, 2008 12:38 pm

    Alas I am not handy with PHP. Yay orgasm petitions, though! May there be much humiliation and hilarity.

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